Thursday, April 25, 2013

Not off my trolly, I'm chuffed as nuts!

I think I just discovered that I have a fetish I didn't know I had. A British accent.

Guys: you can't fake this. I don't want to hear your best English impersonation. I now work for a global company with its headquarters in London, so there are many people (even based in the US) who have British roots, many of whom I get to speak with on the phone with some frequency. Most of these people I have yet to meet in person, but dang, I don't just enjoy listening to them speak--I actually get kind of turned on. Maybe it's because they always sound so incredibly polite. Maybe politeness is such a novelty now because it's so rare among American men?

I'll be doing a bunch of traveling for work, so I'm sure I'll meet some of these guys soon. I'll just have to remind myself to keep it together and not get too starry-eyed.

Right then, Trying to stay positive. Brilliant.
Skeptic

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Man of my Dreams

I had a rare dream last night about a guy. No, it wasn't a sex dream, and it wasn't even a guy I know or recognize at all in real life. But the crux of the dream was the relationship that we shared.

I'm not sure I've ever had a dream like this one before. There was some kind of outdoor celebration going on, in the evening, like one of those summer festivals or outdoor concerts or something. I was talking to some people and saw that he had arrived, so I ran up to him to greet him. Gave him a big kiss, chatted for a minute, and took his hand and blissfully re-joined the festivities, talking with him all the while.

Not much else happened in terms of events--I think I remember waiting for an elevator with him at some point. The point of the dream, however, was the absolute closeness that we shared. I was 100% myself, it was 100% effortless to be with him, and I was 100% happy.

I can only hope to find a relationship like this in real life!

Trying to stay positive,
Skeptic