True stories about dating that will make you shake your head in disbelief!

Once upon a time there was a Disbeliever, Realist, and Skeptic. They were all on the quest of finding love. We are a must-read for those in the dating realm who are confused, frustrated, in love, or happily single! How will their stories end? Stay tuned for their stories.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Y'all Missed A LOT...

Last time you all stalked I was POFing (A.K.A. using the website Plenty of Fish to find what is out there). I'm still on the site, but 100% not into it at all. This "wonderful" site consists of a bunch of males with no game. ALL the guys on this site have no self confidence! Such a big turn off.
Let me save you some time before you go create an account...

I'll address the following question:
How does the process of online dating work?

A.) The inital contact: Emails back and forth off the site's website...
Probably I would say around (10-15) emails before a phone number is exchanged. The really bad ones give you another email address!
Now, you moved onto their personal email accounts.

B.) The phone call. It is ALWAYS VERY AWKWARD. I tend to talk way more because these guys are soooo socially awkward with nothing to talk about! I figure out the easiest possible way to get off the phone with no intentions of calling back EVER.

Lets have some examples of these guys:
1. I was coming home from work one day with the Realist when a fish called. We were our usual cheerful/joking selves over the phone. This guy had absolutely nothing to talk about at all. I thought of the quickest escape. I said I'd call you back later. I never did! At 11 p.m., he told me not to bother and that he didn't want to talk to me. According to him, the Realist helped to ruin why he didn't want to talk to me.
HELLO buddy how dare you! I am the inital REJECTOR....
Your ass better not be trying to take any credit in this rejection!

2. Another guy kept saying, "Right On" the whole time. I was going to start keeping track.

3. Another went on and on about random borningness including his teaching job, the school dance, and the stuff the kids do at school. I DO NOT care about what the children do at the school dance.

These guys lack the spice of life.
I will be peacing out on this site sooner rather than later.

<3 Disbeliver disbelieving 24/7

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1 comment:

  1. Online dating such are not for us. They are meant for a certain type of folk-- those who lack confidence, are socially awkward, insecure, and have given up. But they are good for a laugh!

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