Dear Cosmo,
We are breaking up! I'm now getting Self.
Used- to- be- Love,
The Disbeliever
P.S. Postal workers: Please loose my Cosmo magazines over my paychecks...
Thank you!
Some Glee girl is on the cover. I don't like the show at all. Don't know the girl!
Some highlights are: "How He Knows You're The One" (p. 67) What that hottie Blake Shelton is looking for in a woman? He his BFF; you stick to your guns; you chill at his turf; you flaunt your talent; you don't overtalk; you bond with his boys; and your happy hanging out at home.
Blake Shelton! I'm here waiting for you! Too bad you're married! Bummer :(
"101 Things About Men" (p. 85) I wish I could just post this hot ass guy's picture. WOW!
27% of men NEVER taken nude pictures of themselfs. Let's get on that boys!
"Found: Your Future Boyfriend" (p. 87) Lighting and exterior painting. Attend a workshop at Home Depot. According to the store, more men attend these workshops than women. I was thinking about going. Of course I'd write a blog on it.
"Are Some Guys Just Not Wired to Marry" (p.170) Apparently there is some type of "gene" that is linked to men who aren't down with the idea of getting hitched. How can a gene be linked to a decision? I don't get it!
That is not possible. Nor is it scientific!
Over this magazine!
<3 Disbeliever disbelieving 24/7
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