Friday, May 4, 2012

Tales from Transit #1

Yesterday on the subway a couple was standing next to me.  How did I know they were a couple?  How could I NOT know.  They were standing disgustingly close--practically humping right in front of me, and the guy could not go more than 10 seconds without kissing the girl.  BARF.  Get a room!  Why do people do that?  I really don't mind little G-rated displays of affection--holding hands, a single kiss here or there.  But I don't want to listen to you making out, and I don't want to try to find enough ways to avert my eyes from you devouring each other.  I know we have to stand close to each other on the subway during rush hour, but give. me. a. break.

This girl breathed a sigh of relief when they got off the train 2 stops before me.

Trying to stay positive,
Skeptic

1 comment:

  1. I just gagged. Like you, a few g-rated PDAs are fine, and could even be considered cute - like when elderly couples hold hands! Dry humping on the train is not acceptable. Get out of your bubble, couples!

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