The Texting Player

Now the player is texting me,not the Disbeliever. He wanted to hang out but I wasn’t able to. I wouldn’t want to date a player anyway. I don’t come with dice!

Three days ago:

Him: Hi how are you?

Him: Are you alive? J

No!

Me: Yes and I see you are, too. Haha.

Him: Yes I’m. J (I hate bad grammar! Pet peeve.) I’m going to (city) for lunch and then work,,,

Him: About you still in pajamas? Jajajaja J

Me: No I’m gonna go run soon.

Him: Very nice athletic I like that...that’s why you have a beautiful body.

Me: Thanks! J

Him: J

So happens he says the same thing to the Disbeliever. I bet if I don’t respond, he will move on to her. Player! He will take either of us. I can’t believe this guy. Doesn’t he think the Disbeliever and I compare what he says?!

Keepin’ it real,

Realist