It's the end of the world as we know it

Setting: Dunkin Donuts Tuesday after Hurricane Sandy...
Characters: Me
My moms!

Pan in (widescreen shot) us just chillen minding our own business...
All of a sudden this elder jumps out from God knows where...

Guy: I would like to ask you out on a date sometime
Me: (Judging the guy intently) I'm sorry I have a boyfriend. (Not true, but I was not interested in him because he was 125 years older than me!)
Mom: (Gets really red)
Guy: (Guy hurrys off with tail in between his legs)

Me: OMG how old was that guy? Gross so nasty...
Mom: He looked around 40.
Me: I thought he is like 60.

Gross! Gross! Gross!

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