~1~2~3~ Defriend

First of all... I had this "friend." Let's call him Moose Scarpa... I never felt anything torwards this guy other then friends. Not attracted to him at all! Plus he is like 20 years older than me! All of a sudden he snapped like a pea from the garden in the middle of August with perfect growing conditions.

I believe roughly around Septemberish/Early October he might have made the blog previously. This is the same guy who purchased a nice fleece for my birthday. After he gave me the fleece he was like kiss.... kiss....
That was the first awkward moment. I had to turn super fast to avoid an UNwanted mouth kiss! N~A~S~T~Y

Next there were no awkward moments on my part just the biggest annoyance ever! He would text and text all day long. Finally I lost it when he was like let me pick you up for lunch I'm in the area. I still said NO! I was busy! He was so insistant about coming. Leave me alone and get a life SON! Not to mention when you text rule of thumb is you wait for the person to text back. You do not text 6 times in a row!
1st text: Hey what are you doing?
2nd attempt: (A phonecall)
3rd attempt: Hey did you get my first two attempts? What are you doing?
4rd attempt: You there?
5th attempt: Damn this hurricane sucks! You have power? You there?
6th attempt: Hi what's up?

I wish I could say I was joking about this... I *W~I~S~H*

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