If these are my options, it's no wonder I'm still single.

I often stress how difficult the dating market is these days, especially for those over 30. To illustrate this you really need look no further than OK Cupid, where the minions from every quirky edge of the freaky spectrum congregate together hoping to find a match.

Today's example comes from a young lad who pinged me today. With a brief but informative glance at his profile, here is what I've learned about him:

1. He describes himself as athletic and well-built.
2. He smokes when drinking (and he drinks often)
3. He does drugs sometimes
4. The six things he could never do without are:
1. His endowment
2. Human kindness
3. Weed
4. What it tastes like between a woman's legs
5. Porn (yes, only 5 things were listed here)
5. He is 90% into women. But that other 10% comes out sometimes...
6. For now he is really only looking for friends with benefits
7. You should message him if: You are chill and like to play. You can have intimate sex with someone and not be mad if you don't hear from them for days.

Well then. I'm sure there are some girls who are into that, but that sounds like just about the least appealing person to me as there could be. I'm certainly not a person who is out there just for sex or for someone to use me just for my body. Obviously he did not read my profile.....

So all you folks out there who are married or otherwise attached, do me a favor today and just be grateful. 

Trying to stay positive,
Skeptic