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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

"Boy, I ain't being your MA"

I just had a similar experience to Miss Realist.
The guy wants to "chill."
He is a Facebooker who moved onto to be a Blackberry add. I hate it when guys mention your body before even meeting you.
This is a major red flag for just a booty call situation. I'm definitely not looking for that type of headache.
Keep your mouth shut if you are a Facebooker trying to pick up a girl!

Do not say:
1. "Ma" your body is slamming.
2. "Ma" you would look good in lingerie.
3. "Ma" you would look good as a sexy Santa.
4. "Ma" you would look good as a sexy elf.
5. "Ma" I'm a freak.
6. "Ma" send me some pics.
7. "Ma" what kind of underwear are you in?

Boy, check yourself before you wreck yourself! "I ain't your MA!"

<3 "K" the disbeliver disbelieving 24/7

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