Yes, I joined Plenty of Fish (POF), an online dating site, for the second time. The first time I was unsuccessful at the site because I got annoyed by male desperation. I was a member of POF for three days. Now, I'm back and still getting annoyed by these desperate males.
What type of "men" are on these dating sites?
I compiled a list of the types of men found on these sites.
1.) The Afraid Nerd~ The guy who has no idea how to talk to females.
Instead, they type massive paragraphs to cover up their lack of a social skills. If we met in person, he would studder his way though conversation. We also would have absolutely nothing to talk about.
2.) The Sex Freaks~ The hornballs out there looking for a quick bang from the jump off of the moment. They will also settle for the exchange of dirty messages while sending pictures of their penis.
3.) The Let's-Meet-Up-Nows~ Come on let's meet up now! It can be 2 a.m. with the bar closing at 2:30 and they still want to meet up! (Also see sex freak.)
4.) Mr. Personality~ Where is your personality?
5.) The Let-Me-Know-You-Before-Meeting-You~ Facebook friends, Instant Messager friends, texting.... These guys want it all...all except for actually calling. They do not have enough balls to make the phone call.
Now ladies, here is some advice if you still want to try online dating (if I didn't sway you away from it yet.) Please learn from my mistakes!
1.) Do NOT give out your phone number until the first meeting!!!
Otherwise, you might have a psycho Italian calling you. Expect the nasty message "why didn't you answer your phone?" Then he will text, "Just erase me because I know you ignored me!" He will then call again. Followed by another text! I said to myself WOW... BIG mistake giving out my number.
My phone number is golden, so if you have my digits consider yourself a lucky person!
2.) Do NOT become Facebook friends with these guys. A) You will know their whole life history without ever meeting the guy. What is the point?
B) Do you really want some onliner knowing your first and last name?
I think the best possible way to go about online dating would be first to message back and forth for awhile. Make sure this doesn't last for too long because you are not looking for a pen pal! The next step is to exhange screen name information or BBM if you have it. Then I highly suggest a phone convo before meeting. You get his number! Dial *67 and proceed with the phone number and calling him. This way, if you are like "no way" he doesn't have your information. You will be a free woman who could move on with her life without the harrassment.
As for me with this "online dating," my days are numbered on POF. Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now better hurry up because I don't think I will be on the site much longer. It is just another outlet for meeting people, so you never know. I hope to meet someone in person. I want to judge his ass face-to-face because I'm old fashioned like that!
<3 Disbeliver disbelieving 24/7
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