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Saturday, January 22, 2011

There is no sense in dating Hornballs

I am beginning to think that there is no such thing as common sense anymore, especially when it comes to dating or wanting to make a good impression. I gathered my frazzled thoughts after the texting conversation with Hornball (see previous post) and tried to make sense of what he said. Since I could not find any sense, I came up with a list of "do nots". These should be common sense, but from my experience, it appears that they really aren't! 
 
1.  Do not text. No explanation needed.
2.  Do not add girls on Facebook every day and comment on their pictures about how good they look. Fine, gives credit where credit is due (not that we need the self-esteem boost anyway). Don’t expect women to fall for sweet talk when it’s obvious that the guy is saying the same thing to every girl!
3.  Do not mention anything related to dating or relationships over text, especially if both have never met! Do not say “maybe we will end up dating” or “we should be more than friends.” This is a double-edged sword though. If a girl were to bring that up, the guy would win first place in a race to run out of the situation. Nevertheless, it makes me want to run away.
4.  Do not talk about anything sexual before meeting or on the first date! It is piggish, a red flag, and disrespectful. This just sets the stage for a relationship based on sex! It’s just too messy!
5.  Do not send a penis picture before meeting a girl. Actually, never send it! Showing it off does not make women want to come over right away. It just makes us forward the picture to all our friends and laugh. Plus, it spoils the mystery of opening the package.
6.  Do not sext. Although, it was fun and hilarious!
7.  Do not make plans over text. Be serious.
8.  Do not mention dating, wanting to be in a relationship, dating around, or becoming friends with benefits if the only thing you know about the girl is her name!
9.  Do not talk about fetishes. Save the freakiness for the bedroom!
10. Do not be a hornball!
 
There is no sense in pursuing Hornballs. Makes sense, right?

Keepin’ it real,
  Realist
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1 comment:

  1. DisbelieverFebruary 6, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    Just think of how depserate the majority of people are though. Most jump offs would jump at that chance because the live for the D

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