50 reasons why white men are like a canvas...blank!

While at work, the Disbeliever and I collaborated on making a list of 50 reasons why white men are just so blah.

***Please read the disclaimer to the left of this post (especially the first point) before reading our entries. That’s why it’s there.

From our experience and observations, whites (are, have):

1.      Not funny

2.      Dull

3.      Dry sense of humor

4.      Crappy personality

5.      Less romantic

6.      Less sexy (gifts, in bed)

7.      Less respectful of women and their moms

8.      Monotone, no accent

9.      Spiky hair is out

10.  Does not look good bald (only blacks can rock it)

11.  Lacks sense of style (they all shop at Aeropostale and A&F— striped button-down shirts)

12.  Lacks life skills/responsibilities

13.  Needy

14.  Lacks confidence

15.  Low self-esteem

16.  No game

17.  More psychological problems (fact)

18.  Hard working

19.  Less persistent

20.  Less direct (does not play mind games)

21.  Narrow musical taste (rock, techno)

22.  Individualistic (everything is about “me”)

23.  Act superior

24.  Less family-oriented

25.  Do not know how to talk dirty

26.  Can’t dance

27.  Only like sports that have “status” (golf, tennis, football, hockey)

28.  Weird hobbies (hunting, fishing)

29.  Dorky

30.  Controlling

31.  Snobby

32.  Dominant

33.  Boring to hang out with

34.  No manners

35.  Ignorant

36.  Can’t sing

37.  Goes to bars and smokes

38.  Impatient

39.  Pretentious

40.  Boring, same names

41.  Does not know how to treat ladies

42.  Lacks street smarts

43.  Not that great in bed

44.  Too formal

45.  Does not know how to have “down time”

46.  Often needs drinks in order to have fun

47.  Not sure what they want

48.  Do not have their own dictionary (urbandictionary.com)

49.  Not that friendly, especially to strangers

50.  Small weens

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      Disbeliever & Realist