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Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Mall...Not Just for Clothes

A good place to "male hunt" is to hit up the mall on a Saturday night.
No, you are not 17 anymore, but read on with an open mind.

Top 10 reason to shop for men at the mall:

1. I was impressed by what I saw last night.Yes, be prepared to sift though the children, but among them are suitable prospects.

2. Everyone needs clothes! Your guy will be a candidate for best dressed being spotted at the mall on a Friday or Saturday night.

3. They are helpless shoppers! No matter what, they could all use the added nudge that their purchases will look "nice" on them...
Tip* Replace nice with HOT if you are sure no girfriend/wife/wifey/baby's mom is around. Although if a baby's mom is around, RUN!

4. Choose from one or three! Guys will shop either solo or in threes.
Tip* If you see two hot males together they are most likely gay.

5. Malls close by 9:30.
If you hit it off at the mall you can have a date right after!

6. They are not drunk...hopefully!

7. You can make him instantly hotter by swaying his selection choice while he's shopping.

8. What type are you looking for? You can generalize what types of guys you will find by stores. Get your business/metrosexual types at Express. If you're looking for your hip-hop cutie, hit up Champs.

9. If they are a mall employee, they have a job! Head for the upper management.

10. Even if you don't score a man, you at least have the chance of scoring a good deal on some new swag. :)

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4 comments:

  1. I think #1 is key--the mall is a great place to shop for a guy... when you're 17. But you are just so positive about it, I'll have to go "shopping" sometime. :)

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  2. You do have to sift around, but keep in mind everyone needs to shop...
    Let's go on a Saturday night!! I have a good feeling about malls!!!

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  3. #4 is not 100% correct. If a guy is there by himself there is a greater possibility that he is shopping for someone (possibly a girlfriend). If you see 2 guys together there's a good chance they are just killing time there. Your best bet would be a guy that is with another guy and a girl. Probably the 3rd wheel and looking for a way out.

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  4. Totally! Let me know next time you want to go "shopping." :)

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