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Saturday, March 12, 2011

Excuse me, sir! You forgot your penis. It is over here!

So my dance instructor has this penis...
It flops around like a fish out of water..
It is like a yo-yo on a string.. In the middle of a hurricane!!!!
It is like a night crawler trying to avoid a birds beak...
It is like his junk is not attached to his body at all. His shit is always swinging.
In my entire life I never saw anything quite like it!

Us girls are constantly laughing our asses off.
We don't even know where to look.
At first, I didn't think he was wearing any underwear, but I noticed that tighty whitey line.
The problem is he wears these tight ass pants and tight ass shirts.
Ahhhh such a wonderful distraction.
Oh yeah... He is also an extreme fan of pelvic thrusts in his dancing.
I enjoy this guy's company!!! For the clencher he is as straight as an arrow!!!!
I think~

<3 Disbeliver disbelieving 24/7

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