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Friday, May 20, 2011

Can I get pregant from this?

~G~R~I~N~D~I~N~G~

We all partake in it at da club. Sorry! I'm just not a fan of it!
It is just way to intrusive for me. You dance in YOUR space.
I'll dance in mine.
Did I even get your name? For real!!!

Why do you guys like to tease yourself like that?
I mean maybe you occasionally go home with some slut that way, but really.
I find it laughable and pathetic looking!

When a guy rubs the goods on me, I'm trying to figure out how small his is. Let's face the facts, it is rare to find a guy that is packing. Especially if they are at the club! If they had someone to bang, they would much rather be with them on a Friday or Saturday night. Instead they are seeking some bangable material.

I did look this topic up on Google. No known cases of kids being produced, but if you want a good laugh I suggest Googling it as well.

Just be aware when you rub your junk on me I'm figuring out:
Length, girth, circumference and everything else in between!!!!!!

<3 Disbeliever disbelieving 24/7

2 comments:

  1. I love watching your face when this happens. It looks like you're thinking...really hard. Haha!

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  2. No I'm thinking give me my space!

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