Please don't strike me dead God for the title, but hear out the article first.
Guys, you need to buy this magazine! First of all, I hate guys that would judge another male for this. Reading this magazine will not make you like penis. It is never "gay" to be educated. This is what women are reading, so you should as well!
For starters I had guys take my magazine to the bathroom with them for their poops. I also had a guy who would openly read his sister's. Nothing wrong with it at all! Guys that read womens magizines are better in all aspects of life. If you get my drift. ;)
Some highlights that I really like from June's issue are: Cameron Diaz (page 42) "As you age, you know what you want and become stronger emotionally." Right on Cameron! I know this is true for me because I don't put up with any bullshit games ever! Just not my cup of tea! Play your games with saps elsewhere.
Moving on to (page 66) "Is he Too Close to His Work Wife?" Haha RIDICULOUS. No husband of mine will ever have a work wife. I will rip him a new ASS-hole if the words "work wife" ever escaped my his mouth when I get married. Seriously. They should tell women not to put up with that bullshit! If he has a "work wife," then he should marry her for real then. I just realized I was angerily typing. You can tell when I'm mad it's super funny.
Moving on (page 70) Dating a Younger Guy: Fantasy vs. Reality
I'll tell you the reality. It sucks! Don't do it! Big waste of time! Why? Because the vast majority of guys are immature to begin with. If I were to date down I'd be dating a 22-24 year old We have nothing in common. I did date a 23-year-old recently. He had a stable job, but his weekends consisted of "let me pretend I'm still in college." No hunnie! Your ass should be going out to dinner with me on weekends, not playing beer pong!
*Note I do go out to the bars occasionally. I'm not a complete stick in the mud. When I go however, I only have a drink or two. That is it!
What is your love style? Let's decode it on (page 127) Choose between three types: The aviodant, The Anxious, and Stable! Of course I'm the avoidant! "You are all about doing things on your own and calling the shots." (page,127) Hell yeah Cosmo! Way to know me without even seeing my face. A lot of times I believe this comes across as a wall. No! It is not a wall! I'm just a really strong independent person. I can go to the bathroom myself and I wipe my own ass. I love the space!
I love to say I'm skiing this weekend. I'm going to the beach. Going to this bar. Running a race. Going to church. Going to walk my dog. Going to eat a sandwich. I sail my own ship! I belive when I'm to find a man he has to be super independent as well. He will also need to have a super strong personality or else he will get left in the dust.
Finally, (page 189) if you got yourself a loud snorer tips of the trade to help your poor individual.
I, on the other, hand will continue to enjoy sleeping solo with no noise, but my own breathing!
This weekend let's toast to the power of being single and LOVING it!
<3 Disbeliever disbelieving 24/7
I've only dated younger men. I don't know what it's like to explore the world of an older man. Guys my age are just way too chicken to make moves. The really old men have way too much game. Guys our age need to take a little bit from the elds and that risk-taking behavior from the youngens! I definitely get along well with younger guys. They're just so spontaneous and I am attracted to many of their qualities. I still feel like I'm 21. I have that carefree attitude and sensation-seeking behavior. I'm stuck in that stage, yet I know what I want. That's the difference, as Cameron stated perfectly. My ex said so himself: "I don't know what I want." That breakup was like a counseling session. Pathetic! Jerk.
ReplyDeleteI have to take the test to see what my love style is. I am probably stable. I do think your "avoidance" comes across too strongly, especially when meeting a person for the first time. I think you need to give some wiggle room. You can't be such an independent person in a relationship. You both need to do for each other. He may need to or just will sometimes get in your business.
Put two independent people together and you are looking for arguments. Notice that your last relationship (the other one) lasted so long. You were the "mom." You like to be in control and you took care of him as if he were your kid. You called all the shots. That relationship did last though because there was that balance. Let loose a bit and let the man be a man, Ms. Independent haha.