Last night I was chillen at my local favorite bar. It shall remain nameless in order to stay at the top. I saw this amazing looking guy in a teal blue shirt. Perfect Body. Perfect Face. Nice Muscles. Nice Smile.
Luckily, chairs opened up right next to this guy! I was so happy.
I plop down next to him and start a conversation. The Realist was a witness to this scene as well. I'm drawn to guys wearing off colored shirts. I'm starting to realize this is a slight problem. We started talking to him about different events. Triathlons, races, beaches, and the Dominican Republic (where he is from).
Then it happened! My gaydar when off!
I told the Realist when he went to the bathroom. She didn't believe that he is gay.Why did I start to think he was gay? I don't know. It is just a feeling from his actions to the sound of his voice. So very slight. Maybe, I'm wrong...I still don't know. Ugh!
As he is leaving he tries to pay his bill. First attempt: he asks to borrow my phone is order to switch money from his banking to his checking account. He makes the call and comes back inside. As he attempts to pay again, the money didn't go. Second attempt: still the money didn't go though.
Guy goes: "Want to go for a ride in my convertible?" Ugh!
Now the Realist is fully believing he is gay! Her radar went off! "Especially if it is a RED car," she said. I don't know why the color has anything to do with it! HaHa, but I found that super funny! We politely decline because: A. I don't know him and B. I just bought myself a drink. I wasn't about to leave with someone I don't know. He can't even fit his $14 bill! Why should I ride with you?
He did manage to put a phone number in my phone. I will not use the number. I just erased it in fact. Go me! If he calls fine, but to make a long story short, I'm learning to go with my gut a lot more. I think that is super important. Yes, I hear the mother's voice saying, "Give the benfit of the doubt." Guess what? That never really worked. I'm going with the gut on this one! I also will be staying far away from guys wearing questionable colored shirts!
*Note to the gays: Most of the time we can tell your gay. You don't have to announce it, but in questionable situations why lead a girl on if your questionably gay. Please drop us a big hint. At least we can start to put you in the friend zone instead of the crush zone. Thank You!
<3 Disbeliever disbelieving 24/7
You left out that we both immediately thought he looked like my ex! I could not look at him! He was hot though. I loved his teeth! You also forgot to put that you recruited him to our running club! That would be funny if he joins. I don't remember seeing him at the mountain.
ReplyDeleteWe did have a lot in common. I don't know if he was gay. If he were white, you could definitely tell. I think different cultures have their own gayness. It's hard to tell! I said he may be gay if he has a red car because it's a girly car color. Bonus points for him if he put his number in your phone, but he did leave it there in your history when he made a phone call.
I can't believe he asked to go for a ride in his car to his house! I could have been abducted! Too much trust, buddy!
Definitely trust your intuition, but don't make assumptions.