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Friday, August 10, 2012

I ran into Birdseed Boy & Orange

Check this link for a refresher about this loser.
I walked into to a bar tonight and boom he was there. Ugh...
I snuck out on his ass the last time I saw him because he was sooooo drunk. I guess he thought I was going to curse him out when I saw him tonight because I read his lips and all he said was "O' Fuck!" Come on!!! I turned around and walked out the door.
While on my way to the car I run into orange. Orange is a man in his upper 40s-50s. I call him orange directly to his face because he is just exactly that. He is ORANGE! He has a daughter who is going to be a freshman in college this year. He was bugging the shit out of me. Come on why don't we date? You and I would be great together. You run and I run... Me: "Really I did not see you at the track in over 2 months." Him: "Yeah you know I been busy. It is summer! I'm having a great summer. I'm down the shore (beach) every weekend. Every weekend a different beach. Come on call me sometime. We will go on a date. This guy is bleeding desperation! That is the most annoying factor with him! He even said he loved me! I just rolled up the window. Come on buddy get a LIFE and stop ruining mine.

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