Manscaping? Should you?

Yes men/boys today was 87 degrees in the city of Newark. Summer is just around the corner. Now let's talk manscaping!
As the Nike slogan says, "Just Do It." The more you do for me the better.
I hate hair. Get rid of it! I even dated a guy one time who plucked his arm pit hair out. I LOVED it! As long as I don't see you manscaping, it is all good.
Let me think you were born sexy!

No, I do not think manscaping is reserved for gay males. It is all about taking care of yourself. I almost got a boyfriend to come with me for a pedicure one time. He wanted me to pay. I was a broke college student at the time, so I was not about to pay for his plus mine. He should have gone though because his feet were terrible.

I'll start from feet to hair on how to do yourself up for spring.

I hate male feet! So gross. So nasty. So BLAH!
Before you even think about flip flops, go for a pedicure. Have the professionals file your nails, cut the cuticle, scrub that shit down, and put lotion on your skin. After the initial visit, you can maintain it yourself for summer. Let the professionals help you for the first round.Your nails will be given a nice shape. They also will ask you if you want a clear polish on them. I say go for it. I see a lot of men rocking out clear polish these days. I like it. It is not gay! Also, get a manicure while you're there. This process takes about an hour and is will worth the effort. I notice clean fingernails and toes. Plus, theses places have massage chairs and are super relaxing. Who doesn't like a good massage?


Leg hair/Arm hair: I don't mind it. Keep it

Your male part: I like NOTHING there! It gets more attention that way.
Plus it looks way bigger! Who doesn't want to look bigger? Unless you're Tiger Woods. He is packing a big one. See below.

Back hair/Chest hair: No! I have a few lyrics about hairy guys and the beach.
Here is a piece:
Hair all over your body and chest
Go to the beach in da summer wear a vest
(HaHa I'm the queen on two line raps. I have a hard time piecing the stuff together to write a song, but I can have the ultimate summer anthem on my hands.)

Facial hair: Baby faced is the way to be. I don't want anything scratching my pretty face. If you have a uni-brow like Miss Realist's Ex-whatever, get it waxed!
You are meant to have two separate brows!

Hair on head: That is the only hair I'm a big fan of. Just don't be rocking dreadlocks or cornrows. I don't like dreads because they make me think of hippies. I feel like an animal is about to pop out of someone's skull every time I see some dreadlocks. Cornrows look too hood! Even for me!

Again this is just my opinion. Someone may love you for your hairy back and jungle.
Just not this girl!

<3 Disbeliever disbelieving 24/7

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