I was going to the gym today!
I saw him driving by in his brand new spanking car!
This guy goes though cars like an morbidly obese person goes though the McDonalds drive though window.
I must remind myself of all of his terrible qualities..
1. Thinks he is a know it all
2. Takes longer to get ready than me
3. Emotionless
4. Shadey
5. Goes missing in action for a few days
6. Forgot my birthday not once, but twice
7. Cheap
8. Lies
9. Unpredictable
10. Unreliable
11. In love with his sister.
12. I barely met his parents after a year of dating
13. I laughed at him, not with him!
& Much Much More!
His postive quality from today~
1. Nice body!
Ok now that I made this list he looks terrible again on paper...
Ladies this is what you need to do when you see an ex..
Stay AWAY from them! Run away!
~R~U~N~ F~A~S~T~A~N~D~F~A~R~
<3 Disbeliever disbelieving 24/7
of course he is cheap if he needs to buy new cars all the time
ReplyDeleteThe "why my ex SUCKS list" is very useful. I had to re-read mine last night during a bout of self-pity.
ReplyDelete#6 and 11 are big red flags. Well, all of them are!
Wow I can't believe I can post wootwoot! This blog only allows me to post comments once in a blue moon!!!!!! They are all bad qualities to have!!! I should write a you are terrible list. Give it to him and walk away without speaking :)
ReplyDeleteI really need to write this list. Not that I think my ex is an awful person or anything--he's not. But thinking about his faults would help me from time to time.
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