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Monday, July 16, 2012

MC got us Fallin' on the Floor Laughing


I had my eye on a guy across the bar. My friends and I plopped ourselves next to his table. They said he was looking at me. Whenever we passed each other, we made direct eye contact and smiled. So far so good! 

He and his friend left the bar first. My friends and I were outside and we decided to walk to our cars. He pulled up next to me in the parking lot. Wow!

“Are any of you girls Spanish?”

No, but I really think I am one! Don’t let the whiteness fool you.

“No,” I said.

He hands me his CD. Heny Puro! (That is not a typo- there is no ‘r’ and it is not "puto"...although it should be!)

He handed me his card and I said, “Is this the number to call you?” Real smooth….

He proceeded to give me his personal number.

First reaction: I am repulsed by his voice. He has the smoker voice.

“What are you girls up to?” 

“Trouble,” I said, grinning. “You?”

“Just chillen…what kind of trouble do you want to get into?”

“No trouble…”

He continues to talk about his MC thing and we all introduce each other. He got a kick out of my name. It’s catchy!

He is from Rhode Island, yet lives in this state and drives a car with a Florida license plate. Hm….

He invited us to his show in Rhode Island and it had to do with Dunkin Donuts. Is he MC-ing there?

After he left, we immediately played his CD in my car. It’s actually pretty good. His voice ruins it though. We watched some of his videos on YouTube. Hilarious!

At least I didn't have to pay $5 for the CD.

Keepin’ it real,
Realist

4 comments:

  1. Sweetie, stay away from DJ's! Trust me. I took advantage of that opportunity once. I used to date one & we all know how that turned lol

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  2. No we don't all know opportunist!!! Better blog about it :) welcome to the blog

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  3. Opportunist, of course you took advantage of that opportunity. LOL

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  4. Let me tell you something, he may be a sociopathic player hell-bent on doing whatever the fuck he wants, but the sex was and still continues to be amazing :) And thank you for the warm welcome! I look forward to bringing you guys my ever-so-ridiculous yet oh-so-delicious stories

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