What makes a guy think it’s a good idea to text a girl he has not
seen or talked to in a month or two?
I have not been to this certain bar in a month. I got a text from
the bartender asking where I have been. Miss me, much?
This is the shady guy whom I have mentioned before, who unfriended
me off Facebook because I didn’t want to bang him. He claims he doesn’t have a
girlfriend, but I believe my eyes when I see a profile picture of him and his
girl! She was following him like a lost puppy the last time I was at that bar. He
ignored her!
He asked when I am going to stop by at the bar. I said I miss it.
“The bar or me?” said Mr. Shady.
“Is your name Sangria?” I said.
“It can be. Lol whatever you want to call me.”
“Shady. That’s what I’ll call you!”
“Oh yeah?! Explain?!
“You’re not single!"
“I have lots of female friends…who said I have a girlfriend?”
RED FLAG ALERT! When a guy says “I have lots of female friends”, sprint!
Notice that he did not
deny that he has a girlfriend.
“Lots of female friends..all of which you bang probably.”
“You think I’m a whore so I’m not going to ask you out for a drink
or anything. You blew that one.”
That made me laugh. He wanted to ask me out for a drink? Where? At
his bar? Hahahaha! It looks like I blew that one and lost my shot. Dang. Big loss!
Until next month….
Keepin’ it real,Realist
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