For my birthday! It was the best birthday to date by far! I didn't make any plans. Just whoever showed up was meant to be there and that is it! If you were not there here is the recap and you missed a show!
Friday~ My one friend from back in the day showed up. I did not see her for like six years. She said she was going to come and show up to my party, but I was like "o yeah whatever." Never DOUBT the Dalt! She said she was coming and she showed up! So cool! I was in shock to see her! When she came up to wish me a happy birthday, I said happy birthday back to her! HaHa then I said maybe I want to go to my 10 year highschool reunion. Just maybe. So we drank Sangria at my favorite Spanish restaurant. Very good and sang tunes such as: Who let the dogs out and ToTo Africa., due to to my one friend's outfit we shall call her the African. She looked like she was going on a safari and my other friend looked like the safari tour guide! We had such a blast singing! There was also this drunk ass guy there. My friend pulled the birthday trick and I had to kiss this guy. Yuck I barely kissed back! Nasty gross yuck! Then my friend kissed him! She was like gross too! The Dalt was the winner! She might have even enjoyed the kiss! That is a big might!
So after the party, it's the after party! We went to this place right on the water! I was supposed to meet up with others there, but they were no shows! Anyways, this round of the party was more chill, but beautiful with fireplaces and boats on the water everywhere! I always love this bar! I feel like I'm away without being away! Some people started throwing cups into the fire and had to leave. I did it too, but did not get busted... Amateurs! If a fire is in front of you how do you not throw stuff in it?
While leaving this place the black men gravitated! It wasn't even that dark of a place! They just always find me. I give these guys credit! I love when guys approach me! White guys never ever do!EVER! So this guy was fueling his game fire and mentioned four times the fire was not hot enough. He was practically throwing his face in the fire saying how it is not hot to him because he is a welder! I love meeting new people. Him and his friends were super funny. They wanted to go IHOP after. Way to go with forfilling stereotypes. I made this guy listen to grub on by my boyfriend Trey Songz. I really appreciate guys coming up to me and can not stress enough how more guys need to just take chances! Make plans! And stop flaking! You guys need to Dalt yourself!!
Saturday- I guess I can say I did a long runish. Should have ran through a park instead of a Jewish section of town on the sabbath. I get the looks of the devil is running though town. Plus tooo many people they get in the way! Saturday was the Spanish night for my birthday. They were all looking as me and my friend African Sarfari dance outside. This night I was attracting the white I-don't-know- how- to-dance-to-this-this stuff type. I'm not going to say I'm an expert with Spanish music, but depending on the situation and if I have a good lead I think I can look ok. Me leading the guy.. no.. Don't come to a Spanish dancing place to grind your penis on my leg because Spanish men can really dance boys! It was frustrating that I got stuck with the non dancers. So this one guy kissed me. Gross. I went with it because why not? But he couldn't dance or kiss! Bye bye! What is with these men? Lately they are all really pretty terrible kissers! Get with it guys! No girl wants to feel like a dog dish! I snuck out on the first guy who wanted to buy me a drink.
Well another guy got me in that time. I became annoyed with the second one. I told him I had to go to the bathroom. He gets all 21-year oldish on me saying just tell me if you are not coming back! I just kept walking. Pathetic! Hopefully he figured out I'm not coming back. Maybe he is still waiting there!
So we left to another bar. The highlight of this bar was the five-year-old fish swimming in the tank! I couldn't believe it was still alive. Unless they switched it out, but it really became a lot bigger. Let's racially profile my people here! Why are white guys the biggest messes at bars anytime ALL the time? I hate to say it! I really do, but damn! I have this fat 300 bearded white guy talk to me. He asked how old I was. I made him guess! He guessed 23. I said sure. He said you wish you were 23. The D-Bag! He had enough nerve to ask me to dance. I said sure and kept walking straight out the bar! I can't afford to have my feet stepped on by some 300 plus pound heffer. I have a half marathon to run this weekend thank you very much! Note to blog world: I was as nice as pie to this guy's face! He was slurring his speech. He must have a large drinking budget! I mean he is over 200 something pounds! It must take him at least 10 beers to get drunk!!!
Sunday- Did my wash birthday weekend!
Monday- Most beautiful beach day! I love the beach and everything about it! Of course there is no better way to spend your birthday!
<3 The Disbeliever Disbelieving
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