"It" came in the mail today perfectly "calligraphied"....
My cousin's wedding invitation! It is funny because it came addressed as:
(Insert my name here & Guest)... Once again I will not be bringing a guest.
Plus one girl. That is it!
No, family I'm not gay. I'm not hiding something.
Even if a man was in the picture, I would never take him to a family wedding! Way too serious of a thing to bring a guest to a family wedding!
The family starts assuming you're the next in line. Is this guy the one?
Finally! She found someone!
I definitely don't mind being single at all. It is great! I just hate when all the old people start running their mouths. I don't know if I ever will get married. You marry a guy and that is when they become fat and lazy! Always keep them on their toes! You want to be able to run away at any moment. Weddings are NOT for everyone. That is why 50% of them end in divorce. If I ever get married mine will not end in divorce. I'm super cautious about everything. That is why I don't even have a boyfriend. Why settle for something not right for you?
If I do get married I can't picture myself going though all this trouble for one day. I'm sure it is exciting while planning. At least people try to make it seem that way. The engagement party; fittings; the place; the band; the church; the menu; the seating charts; the flowers; the bridal party; the bridal party gifts; the favors; the flowers; the entertainment; the bachelor/bachelorette; the bridal shower; the rehearsal dinner; and the cake.
THE DRAMA!!!!! You know there is drama! Mainly between the bridesmaids with each other and the bridemaids vs. the bride. The term "bridezilla" does not exist for no reason. After it is all said and done the newly married couple runs away from it all. Finally let's get away! The planning is over! YESSSSSSS!!! Ok honey, now let's bang for a week straight.
Don't worry friends, family, and peers. If "The Big Day" ever happens for me, it will be low key. I always thought the idea of getting married in Vegas is super sexy. It is all about me and my future husband to be: AKA Husband Question Mark.
Why have all these other people involved in my thing? I don't like to share the spotlight.
Although, I love my church, so I'm kind of torn about that. Not sure.
I have all the time in the world being that I have no suitable prospects right now! The world is mine!
Note* I know calligraphied is NOT a word I made it up!
That is the beauty of being an author of your own blog.
<3 Disbeliever disbelieving 24/7
I know as an outsider weddings look like such a hassle with all the drama. But you live once. Being a bridesmaid was a pain, but it comes with the territory. The bride gets all stressed out because she wants the perfect day. You have to just go with it. My wedding will be at the beach. I don't want it there just to make it simple, however. I just love the beach. All of the glitz of a wedding is a big deal to a bride. All the guests care about is the food. They don't care about favors. Going to all these weddings gives me good ideas of what not to have. That's one of benefits of being single. It's great!
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