From Cosmo:
Erotic Instructions:
When you and your guy are swimming, make your way to chest-high water and stand face-to-face. Hold on to his shoulders as you jump up and wrap your legs tightly around his thighs. Have him cradle your butt with both hands to keep you propped up as he enters you. The water will make you weightless so you can easily glide back and forth.
Carnal Challenge 
Which beach are you guys at that NO other people are around?
Plus aren't you worried around sea creatures swimming up your vag? Plus salt water would sting!
I'd definitely walk away with some type of infection after this move!
Am I too young for this? I got this email today.
Join Linda L. Allen, renowned spiritual counselor/psychic and popular host of "Beyond the Veil," on ask1radio.com, at CRAVE Lounge June 5, 2011 5:30-7:30. Linda will be hosting a 2-hour event exploring Love, Relationships and How to Find your Soul Mate. Admission fee is ONLY $25. Participants will enjoy a free buffet and free admission into the Affinity Singles dance party immediately following the event.
Linda L. Allen, "The Psychic Matchmaker," entertains audiences with her humor, her paranormal gift, and her keen insights into complex and often perplexing issues of LOVE! During this dynamic two-hour presentation, Linda will share her intuitive gift and answer your personal relationship questions.
Problem solved: she can just give me the name of the guy I'm going to marry and where I have to be to meet him. I'll never have to date again! Winning!
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<3 Disbeliever disbelieving 24/7
That event screams "desperate"! If you go there, you will meet people who want to get married ASAP. They probably have no game. I bet these people are the type you find on the dating sites. They will most likely be in their 40s. Desperate girls our age will also probably go. Linda will probably say the same common sense things on where to find guys. Ripoff! I'd only attend FTGOTB.
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