What Am I looking for in a man?

I will put it out there so it is crystal clear!
At one point I had a list of over 200 qualities. I shortened it down to 103 over time. Yes, I'm not expecting to find EVERYTHING on the list. Life is all about give and take, but some points are non-negotiable.
I don't settle for less than the best. So praise to you if you get though the list!

1. Funny
2. Unique laugh
3. Great sense of style
4. Laugh at himself
5. Knows how to change oil
6. Broad taste in music
7. Full head of hair
8. Nice eyes
9. Taller than me
10. Nice teeth
11. Non-Smoker
12. Drug-Free
13. Dog person
14. Boxer-briefs
15. Good job/Normal working hours
16. Nice feet
17. Minimal body hair
18. In shape
19. Can cook
20. Neat
21. Has class
22. Likes going out
23. Likes roller coasters
24. Likes the beach
25. Enjoys travel time!
26. Inspires me to be better
27. Can spell better than me
28. Finaces in order
29. Change flats
30. Great kisser
31. Great in the sack
32. Calls more than texts
33. Willing to commit
34. Likes live music
35. Between (25-32 yrs)
36. Has eyes only for me
37. Can stay in and watch movies
38. Childless
39. Optimistic
40. Likes to cuddle
41. I fit in with his family
42. Good crew of friends
43. Accept "Kim" time
44. Runs
45. Cares about fitness
46. Skis/snowboards
47. Safe driver
48. Can admit mistakes
49. Likes to BBQ
50. Over "exs"
51. Close with family
52. Man of his word
53. Helpful
54. Listens
55. Shows emotion
56. Loud/clear talker
57. College grad (3.0)
58. Strong mental/physical
59. Handy man
60. Good massager
61. Clean shaven
62. Good skin (complexion and coloring)
63. 1st marriage
64. Clean nails
65. Easy to get along with
66. Compliments me
67. Fun to be around
68. Good breath
69. Enjoys :)
70. Daily showers
71. Enjoys life
72. Likes the outdoors
73. Keeps the past in the past
74. Good communicator
75. Acts his age
76. Plans dates
77. Remembers my birthday and holidays
78. Goal oriented
79. Looks in the mirror (max four times per day)
80. Believes in God
81. Church attender
82. Quiet sleeper
83. Willing to spend
84. Knows drinking limits
85. Limited porn collection
86. Can load/unload dishwasher
87. Thick one
88. Affectionate
89. Heterosexual
90. Trusting
91. I like his last name
92. Compromiser
93. Down to Earth
94. Learns from mistakes
95. Quick witted
96. Nice haircut
97. Sexy phone voice
98. I take more time getting ready than him
99. Even temper
100. Hates politics
101. Likes Java/Java approves
102. Healthy eater
103. Circumcised

That sums up my personal dating list. I usually don't share it with many people. I think all single people need one. I heard about it on Oprah. That is how I thought of the idea. It isn't that drastic with the qualities. I always compare how guys add up to "The List." So all you random texters, Facebook pokers, and emailers please tell me how many of these qualities you posses next time you hit it up!

<3 Disbeliever disbelieving 24/7