Top 10 reasons to avoid looking for boys at bars
10. Out for a good time~ Most are not looking for anything more than just that.
9. O' the smell~ I HATE the smell of sweaty alcoholics. Even if you don't think you smell while drinking, you do!
8. Their true self~ Welcome to their true self. Drinking lowers those inhibitions to a point of not giving a flying "f." The drunk self is the true self. The sober self is the one that cares!
7. Low self-esteem~ Guys that chill at bars have low self-esteem. They are not having dates with chicks if they are chillen at a bar both Friday and Saturday nights. Plus, they need drinks to be involved in order for ladies to find them attractive.
6. Lie for kicks~ My unfortunate dumbass believed I met the owner of Shannon Rose's son one night and he created chat roulette. It was my first time hearing of chat roulette that night, in my defense. I ran into them once after that night, but I called them assholes. Having fun while I'm the butt of a joke is not attractive.
5. The repeat offenders~ Same bar, same weekend routine, same old people. Need I say more?
4. They are desperate~ Occasionally, a bar boy will score my number. I erase guys from my life after not hearing from them in three days. You will hear from them in three years because they never let go.
3. "Let me buy you a drink"~ Rarely do I fall for this scheme. Don't let them buy you drinks! They will stick to you like a magnet to a fridge the rest of the evening.
2. Grinding your penis on my ass~ No that does NOT make you any type of dancer.
1. Beer goggles~ Need I say more? They do exist! They are definitely not as hot as they appeared the night before!
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<3 "K" the disbeliver disbelieving 24/7
11. They just want to hookup.
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