They look good, smell good, and are the nicest guys ever. We want them so bad, but they don’t want us. We like to think that even though the chance of them converting is very small, we still have hope that we can change their minds with just one night.
But no matter how much we try to flirt with them or even try to convince ourselves that it just can’t be true, they are who they are.
They’re gay.
There was a recent interview with Ricky Martin on TV. We were shocked to hear that he was gay. He sure tricked us with his romantic and lustrous songs such as “She Bangs.” Nevertheless, that man is beautiful in so many ways. He is poised, well manicured, well dressed, and is so sure of himself. These are qualities that many straight men lack, but should adopt. What makes him even hotter is that he is an import with a sultry accent…and because neither we nor any other woman will ever have him. That lucky son of a…
Anyway, the fact is that women love gay men. According to Cosmo (pg. 36), many women are turned on by gay porn. Women have begun reading much more gay erotica. Over 90 percent of one gay erotica's fan mail is coming from chicks.
Why are women being drawn to this dude-on-dude action?
Before Brokeback Mountain, it was a risk for a male to take on a gay role for fear of turning off mainstream audience. In the past, when a gay character was featured they were portrayed as feminine types. Now, more depth to gay characters is featured. Not all gays are feminine types and praise the media for recognizing this fact!
A big part of the draw to gay porn is that women cannot participate in this activity themselves. They are left with their imaginations running wild. Physical sex scenes involving man-on-man tend to be more aggressive.
This may very well be the spice needed to vamp up a woman’s sex life.
Here are our reasons why gay men are appealing.
1. They are confident. They have that I-don't-give-a-fuck attitude about what anyone thinks. They love who they are.
2. They dress impeccable. They should be models.
3. They are gay (happy)! Why shouldn’t they be? They have both sexes wanting them! They also don’t have to deal with divorce and all that baggage that comes with marriage.
4. They have excellent design aesthetics. It is so hot that a guy shares a woman’s passion for décor—and whom she can trust to go to Pier One and come back with amazing furniture!
5. They are really, really nice. They call women “honey” and “sweetie”, which melts the hearts of women. Gay men are so pleasant that it’s very hard to pick an argument with them.
6. They are very empathetic. They are willing to listen to women. Women can always rely on gay men for advice. They understand women and they know what they like!
7. They are eccentric. They are not the norm. Being unique is hot.
8. They are clean! They shave and make sure they look good—even if they are going to the food store!
9. They are a woman’s BFFE. Whether it’s for advice, a shopping trip, or to get an honest opinion, gay men are everything a woman wants, except…
10. Women can never have them! Maybe it’s the thrill of the chase, but let’s face it— a gay man will always be gay. Bummer! L
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