My hypothesis: Leave a comment on a guy's picture and he will circle back into your life.
A little background to my story: I added this hottie to my Facebook roughly last yeari. I made up some story about knowing him by playing volleyball against him. This never really happened. I just needed a story. The guy is basically an onliner at his finest. Then one day this summer, I actually met him at the beach! Not only did he meet me, he met my mom, my friend's ma, and my two girlfriends. He recognized me off my Facebook picture and then texted asking if I was at the beach! I heard from him a little bit after actually meeting and then he faded away.
Here is a snippet of our convo:
Guy [12:25 A.M.]: what did u buy me
KIM [12:27 A.M.]: the thong
KIM [12:27 A.M.]: ill give it to you one size fits alll!!!
Guy [12:27 A.M.]: ill just take it off u ;-)
KIM [12:27 A.M.]: i cant believe Victoria Secret would make such a product
Guy [12:27 A.M.]: show me
KIM [12:28 A.M.]: ok
Guy[12:30 A.M.]: whut
KIM [12:30 A.M.]: where?
Guy[12:30 A.M.]: do i see
CRAAZYKIM [12:31 A.M.]: prob not since your just an onliner
kicker07pv [12:32 A.M.]: huh
KIM [12:32 A.M.]: how can you see if your just an onliner
Guy [12:32 A.M.]: what do u mean by that
KIM [12:32 A.M.]: I only talk to you online
Guy[12:33 A.M.]: cuz u never ask to hang out
KIM [12:33 A.M.]: you are a cyberspacer
Guy [12:33 A.M.]: do u want to hang out in person
KIM [12:34 A.M.]: sure
Guy[12:34 A.M.]: k lets do that then
KIM [12:34 A.M.]: when
Guy[12:35 A.M.]: what u doin sun night
KIM [12:35 A.M.]: nothing as of now
Guy [12:37 A.M.]: wanna maybe do somethin that night
KIM [12:37 A.M.]: like what
Guy [12:37 A.M.]: u can check out my thongs
KIM [12:37 A.M.]: how many do you own
Guy [12:37 A.M.]: 14
KIM [12:38 A.M.]: for real that is more than me
Guy[12:38 A.M.]: we can have a thong party
KIM [12:39 A.M.]: how sexual of you
Guy [12:39 A.M.]: haha
Guy [12:39 A.M.]: i am sexual person
Guy [12:42 A.M.]: but seriously what u wanna do
KIM [12:43 A.M.]: want to run in a race with me its a 10k
Guy [12:43 A.M.]: what time
KIM [12:44 A.M.]: its at 12 on sunday
Guy [12:49 A.M.]: hmm
Guy[12:49 A.M.]: maybe
Guy[1:00 A.M.]: what u doin
KIM [1:00 A.M.]: im writing for my blog
Guy [1:00 A.M.]: ah
Guy[1:00 A.M.]: entertain me
KIM [1:01 A.M.]: sorry im boring
KIM [1:01 A.M.]: hmmmm
Guy [1:02 A.M.]: ...
Guy [1:06 A.M.]: ?
The end. I predict we will NOT have a hang out. Let's see if he comes through. He's a wishy washy cutie with nice eyes.
Wonder if he will read this since we are Facebook friends.
Update: We did not hangout out!
~Disbeliever Disbelieving 24/7
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