"Boy, I ain't being your MA"

I just had a similar experience to Miss Realist.
The guy wants to "chill."
He is a Facebooker who moved onto to be a Blackberry add. I hate it when guys mention your body before even meeting you.
This is a major red flag for just a booty call situation. I'm definitely not looking for that type of headache.
Keep your mouth shut if you are a Facebooker trying to pick up a girl!

Do not say:
1. "Ma" your body is slamming.
2. "Ma" you would look good in lingerie.
3. "Ma" you would look good as a sexy Santa.
4. "Ma" you would look good as a sexy elf.
5. "Ma" I'm a freak.
6. "Ma" send me some pics.
7. "Ma" what kind of underwear are you in?

Boy, check yourself before you wreck yourself! "I ain't your MA!"

<3 "K" the disbeliver disbelieving 24/7

The Hornballs of Facebook

I have come across many hornballs on Facebook. Some of these people I have not talked to in years…or we’ve never met! They see a hot picture of me and then start secret messaging me about wanting to hang out. I am not that stupid to realize that this is a request to hook up.

Take this guy for instance: Hornball. He added me through one of my friends. My friend has never met Hornball by the way. Here is his message (edited to perfection because he can’t spell—turn off!):

What's up (my name)? Nice to meet you. I'm Hornball. I found you on your friend’s pics. I'm glad you like my body because I love your legs ;). I just wish I would have found you back then so by now I would have already seen that cute smile and gorgeous legs in person ;-)

At first I was excited. He is my age and we both love to work out. Numerous messages later, he asked for my number. Weeks went by of him pestering me to hang out, but I was very busy. Just when I finally had some free time to hang out, I looked at his page and it was full of girls with big butts and boobs. He even left comments about their sexy legs, which is what he commented on my picture. Here is our conversation via text:

Hornball: Heyy sexy (my name). What’s up?
(Two hours later.)

Realist: Just got back from running. You?

Hornball: Nothing much. Just finishing up a leg workout. How have you been?
Realist: Busy!
Hornball: Aw when do you get some free time so we can finally chill?
Realist: Friday.
Hornball: Nice J I’ll hit you up.
Realist: You can hit me up, but you can’t hook up FYI.
Hornball: What do you mean?
Realist: Meaning no hooking up. I am just putting it out there because I am too old for silly business.
Hornball: Why so closed-minded? I wasn’t planning on hooking up when we chill but I like to play things by ear. MEANING THAT ANYTHING GOES. Life’s too short to not enjoy it and have fun.
Realist: I am just being straight up because guys are hornballs.
Hornball: If I were a hornball, then I would try to get in your pants the first or second time we chill. WHAT ABOUT THE THIRD? I’m not trying to get ass from you, but you should let things happen by themselves instead of putting up a wall when we haven’t even met. WELL I NAMED YOU A HORNBALL, SO YOU ARE A HORNBALL!
Realist: If I were to let things happen like that, I’d have a kid by now.
Hornball: Nah if anything happens we’ll wear protection, but I don’t like planning things or saying no to things before even meeting the person. I’m not trying to hit it and quit it or use you by any means, but I’m attracted to you and I love your legs.
Realist: Oh my goodness well I’m planning that we don’t hookup. That’s the only plan that I have. You can look at my legs, but no touchie.
Hornball: Lol stop you’re such a tease. No touchie on the first date, but maybe eventually. J
Realist: Noo I don’t want a relationship or FWB either!
Hornball: You’re killing me. L I AM HOPING THAT HE IS MAD NOW.
Realist: So do you still want to hang and not bang? 
Hornball: Yeah because eventually you’ll change your mind. J DANG IT!
Realist: Nooo I won’t. Trust me!
Hornball: Don’t say that lol you will. :p Those legs are too sexy to not be wrapped around me.
Realist: You know that you are making me more likely to run away from you with your hornball ways.
Hornball: Lol OK OK. I was just messing with you. Let’s just be friends first and then see what happens.
Realist: Let’s just be friends. J
Hornball: We’ll seeeee haha ;) So where do you want to go Friday?
Realist: Starbucks. (It’s the ultimate date place).
Hornball: OK Starbucks and movies?
Realist: That’s such a date.
Hornball: No lol friends go to movies together.
Realist: OK friend.
Hornball: OK girl friend, lol jk.
Realist: If you made girl friend one word, then you would be in trouble!
Hornball: In trouble, how?
Realist: I would defriend you.
Hornball: Damn you don’t play lol.
Realist: Nope! I don’t play games.
Hornball: Looking forward to seeing you.
Realist: Same here. I think haha.

Does this sound familiar? Clearly, he wants to hook up. Is Facebook the new speed dating? You can learn everything about the person in five minutes just by reading their page.

Our date was canceled because I had work. He wants to hang out Sunday, but I have no interest in him and I do not want to waste my time—even for the good of the blog (which is very rare). I am going to tell him that I am turned off by the fact that he adds so many girls and comments on their pictures with the same crap that he says to me. I am just one of the 826 girls that he has added. I bet he is also hooking up with them. I am taking myself out of the pool and throwing in the towel.

Keepin’ it real,

     Realist

Hey Cheapo!

I'm not your after thought!
Do NOT call me at 1:30 am in the morning ever!!
Plus throwing your drunk retarded friend on the phone for an added bonus. PLEASE~ I don't care if it is prime weekend time!!!

Call someone else for your booty call because you are not worth my time...

<3 "K" the disbeliver disbelieving 24/7

I'm NOT a gold digger! Your ass is just cheap!

So I took a blog hiatus for a bit, but I'm back in full force.

Congrats to (insert your name here). You made the blog!
First of all, never tell a guy you're "seeing", "chillen with", "kicking it to", "dating", or "hanging out with" that you have a dating blog.
They become super paranoid.

So we met at Shannon Rose. He impressed me because apparently he met me before and remembered every single detail. He also impressed me that for our first hang out we went RUNNING. I <3 me a runner. We then chilled after our run that night at this really happening new bar he introduced me to.
Yada... Yada...Yada.... So then our next hang out was at Starbucks. He paid with a giftcard. Which is questionable, but whatever. I picked up on the 46 cents that the giftcard did not cover!!!! Then we went for drinks later during that week. He accepts the 10 bucks I put in for the $15 bill!

So why is this guy calling me a gold digger?

As far as I'm concerned we are EVEN Steven!!! He paid more at Starbucks. I paid more for the drinks. I am totally an independent woman in that I make my own. I bought everything I own from my education, to my car, and the clothes on my back..and so on you get the point. In the near future I'll buying my OWN condo and living solo at this rate because dating sucks!

I feel guys lost the idea when it comes to dating. Yes, I make my own money, but it is still nice to be taken on a date once in a while. Whatever happened to that? Even if it is just to the freaken movies!

So when you wonder why you haven't been hearing from me, that is my answer.
I'm not a gold digger and my dog is not the ulimate cock block!

<3 "K" the disbeliver disbelieving 24/7

Who’s down with OMC? Yeah you know me!

    We are so glad to have joined a local running club, A.K.A. Old Man Club. We were recruited last month by one of the captains. Joining a running club sounded like a great way to meet men (not boys). We certainly did! ;) But, they are too old for us (20-25 years older). Boy, are they manly though!

There were three men in particular who had us mesmerized. We danced with all three. All we can say is “wow!” We have never found any men in their 40’s attractive. I wish the old men that I always attract looked like these guys!

Each guy had their own unique “hotness factor.” One is such a good dancer that he has his own Facebook fan page dedicated to his dancing! I didn’t know it at the time, but I first saw this sexy man at a half marathon dancing without a shirt and I was just amazed at his body and his moves! It just so happens that he is on our team! No matter how cold it is, he never wears a T-shirt during races! He’s just that hot. At the end of the night, we got digits from another guy and he wants to hang out with us! ;) We have never hung out with a hot, older man. We don’t usually hunt after them, but for the good of the blog, we will hang out.

I do not know if I would ever date a guy 10 years older than me, let alone 20. The plusses are that they are mature, stable, and are secure. I do not know anything about the dating dynamics of older men though.

A smart way for single people to mingle is to join a special interest club. There already have something in common! In fact, most of the people in our running club are single…and a few of them have met their now spouses!  What a fairytale!  

Coming into this club, we both thought that there would be some youngens. Unfortunately, there are like four other people around our age (not including us). Apparently, we joined at the wrong age because there is only one guy our age. If only we were older… We need to recruit!

I wonder if we will meet our next boyfriend at this running club. If we are still single at age 30 or 40, we know where to go!

Has anyone dated older men? Would you consider it?

      Keepin’ it real,

         Realist

Why do I always get the elders?

The lights do a quick flash across the bar. It’s as if lightning struck the head of this guy at the bar, turning on the light bulb that gives him the crazy idea to talk to me.

Somehow he crosses the invisible circle of my friends and starts dancing with me. He broke the law. I shake my head, roll my eyes, and do a whole bunch of other gestures to my friends behind his back. They laugh because they predicted that this would happen. If I took a bet that this same scenario would occur every time that I went out, I would be a millionaire.

I am certainly a millionaire when it comes to attracting elders because I’ve gotten a million of these sugar daddies!

It’s a given that when I go out with my friends, I will be the one to always get the old men. I hate it. I don’t know why they always pick me. Why do they want young girls? They probably want to prove to themselves and to their friends that they “still got it.” Do they actually think that I would go for them? These guys are 10 years older than me! Give up already!

On the other extreme, I also have had my share of getting guys that are too young. I prefer them over the elders though. But I can never get the middle ground—the guys who are my age or a few years older than me. In fact, I do not have any friends, or know any guys my age. Were no males born in my year? I see plenty of guys my age at bars. That is where they stay— at the bar. They need to be reeled away. I have actually done the reeling in motion to them…maybe that is why they don’t bite. Seriously though, I’ll make eye contact with them and even approach them and say something that is outrageous or as bold as “How you doin’?" I’ve tried both approaches. They freeze. I guess I scared them.

This leads me to believe that they are too afraid to approach girls. It just comes off that they are dull bowling pins that would not budge with a 12 lb. ball coming at them 30 MPH. It’s impossible to get a strike. Spare me! OK enough of the jokes.

Guys my age have well over three strikes. (I couldn’t help it.) They are so insecure and are afraid to take risks. This leaves me to do the work. But if he can’t approach me to say “Hi”, then how can he have the guts to do anything else?

I have done some psychoanalysis of youngens, middles, and elders when it comes to risk-taking. Specifically, simply when approaching a girl. Apparently it is not that simple.

Youngens (0-22): They are in the exploration stage. Risk-taking and sensation-seeking best describes them. Nothing scares them-- not even rejection. They have plenty of time to develop their schmoozing skills. They give out their numbers freely as if they were business cards (call me for a good time!). They have nothing to lose…except their virginity. By the way, you are a sick person if you date a zero-year old, you pedophile.

Middles (23-45): They are in limbo. They are afraid of rejection, lack confidence, and are insecure. Because they have been rejected before as youngen, they are afraid to get rejected again like the elders. They’d rather wait until a girl makes the move. Reality is, she has already made a move— moving to the beat with her butt grinding against some guy’s balls who was ballsy enough to make the first move because he actually has balls!

Elders (46 and over the hill): They are similar to the youngens in taking risks, except they will ask anything with boobs. They have been on the prowl for such a long time that rejection no longer affects them. They also have nothing to lose. The difference is their motive for approaching girls. Getting attention from younger girls enhances their self-esteem and proves themselves that they still have what it takes to be Macho Man. 

I think that guys, regardless of their category, need a little bit from all these age groups. For the youngens, being too free-spirited may lead to not wanting to commit, or even cheating. The elders need to seek age-appropriate bars in order to have a better success rate of being taken seriously. The middles need a little bit of balls from both the youngens and elders (figuratively speaking).

Keepin' it real,

  Realist

The NEW trend that turns women on

They look good, smell good, and are the nicest guys ever. We want them so bad, but they don’t want us. We like to think that even though the chance of them converting is very small, we still have hope that we can change their minds with just one night.

But no matter how much we try to flirt with them or even try to convince ourselves that it just can’t be true, they are who they are.

They’re gay.

There was a recent interview with Ricky Martin on TV. We were shocked to hear that he was gay. He sure tricked us with his romantic and lustrous songs such as “She Bangs.” Nevertheless, that man is beautiful in so many ways. He is poised, well manicured, well dressed, and is so sure of himself. These are qualities that many straight men lack, but should adopt. What makes him even hotter is that he is an import with a sultry accent…and because neither we nor any other woman will ever have him. That lucky son of a…

Anyway, the fact is that women love gay men. According to Cosmo (pg. 36), many women are turned on by gay porn. Women have begun reading much more gay erotica. Over 90 percent of one gay erotica's fan mail is coming from chicks.

Why are women being drawn to this dude-on-dude action?

Before Brokeback Mountain, it was a risk for a male to take on a gay role for fear of turning off mainstream audience. In the past, when a gay character was featured they were portrayed as feminine types. Now, more depth to gay characters is featured. Not all gays are feminine types and praise the media for recognizing this fact!

A big part of the draw to gay porn is that women cannot participate in this activity themselves. They are left with their imaginations running wild. Physical sex scenes involving man-on-man tend to be more aggressive.

This may very well be the spice needed to vamp up a woman’s sex life.

Here are our reasons why gay men are appealing.

1.   They are confident. They have that I-don't-give-a-fuck attitude about what anyone thinks. They love who they are.

2.   They dress impeccable. They should be models.

3.   They are gay (happy)! Why shouldn’t they be? They have both sexes wanting them! They also don’t have to deal with divorce and all that baggage that comes with marriage.

4.   They have excellent design aesthetics. It is so hot that a guy shares a woman’s passion for décor—and whom she can trust to go to Pier One and come back with amazing furniture!

5.   They are really, really nice. They call women “honey” and “sweetie”, which melts the hearts of women. Gay men are so pleasant that it’s very hard to pick an argument with them.

6.   They are very empathetic. They are willing to listen to women. Women can always rely on gay men for advice. They understand women and they know what they like!

7.   They are eccentric. They are not the norm. Being unique is hot.

8.   They are clean! They shave and make sure they look good—even if they are going to the food store!

9.   They are a woman’s BFFE. Whether it’s for advice, a shopping trip, or to get an honest opinion, gay men are everything a woman wants, except…

10.  Women can never have them! Maybe it’s the thrill of the chase, but let’s face it— a gay man will always be gay. Bummer! L

Dating misconceptions are dated

We just want to clear up some misconceptions when it comes to dating. We hope this puts an end to these misconceptions!

1. Older girls want to get married. We both have dated younger men. We love them, but we are sick of hearing that we are just looking for marriage! Sure we are within the “marrying age” (although an "official" age range for marriage is nonexistent). Statistics show that women are getting married much later in life (30s). They want to establish a career first. Good idea!

2. We want Prince Charming. Tall, dark, and handsome is not on every girl’s list of qualities that they want in a guy. Girls prefer guys whose qualities do not have a face, but a heart. Oftentimes, it is these qualities— sense of humor, kindness, smarts, ambition— that makes guys attractive. 

  

3. First date: dinner and a movie. Zzzzzzzzz… Let's go bowling, to a park, or to a hockey game and we will both get to know each other better. There is no pressure and there will not be any awkward silences. Going on active dates also avoids the scripted…

4. Boring interview. What do you do? What do you do for fun? Are you in school? What is your major? Where do you live? How many kids do you want? This sounds like a girlfriend application. We’d quit before being hired.

5. Girls love bad boys. If anything, it is a phase that happens usually in high school. Girls do not want to get involved with guys who show signs of oppositional defiant disorder (ie., criminal background, abuse and use substances, engages in mischief behavior, expulsion from school, violates rules, no respect for authority). Girls like sweethearts, not rebels.

6. The three-day rule. If a guy likes a girl, he should not have to wait three days to talk to her or to ask her out for a second date. It does not scream “desperate.” It just means that the guy has the girl on the brain. Waiting is torture for both sides. Life is too short. The time is now!

7. Diamonds are a girl’s BFFE. No, our pets are. But go ahead and give us something meaningful that can’t be bought in stores and you just might surpass Java and Laa Laa! Girls like gifts that are unique and thoughtful, whether it is a note, poem, homemade cookies, a card, or something that reminded you of the first date. Then you can impress them about how you made it or thought of the idea. Don’t get upset if they laugh about your disfigured flower. Within laughter is a smile. (Dang that’s a good quote. Copyright!)

8.  We are Ms. Independent. While we are accomplished women, that does not mean we do not need you. Guys are like whipped cream, if you know what I mean. ;) They make our life sweet.

9. Chivalry is dead. Someone please call 9-1-1 to save Chivalry! Guys may think that opening the car door is old fashioned, but girls love it! Girls will not laugh at you for your kind gestures. We are actually thinking that your mom brought you up really well….and we want to personally thank them. Keep chivalry from being extinct by opening doors, carrying heavy bags, calling or texting us if we got home safe, treating us at dates, or pulling out chairs from under the table. Don’t let the Ms. Independent façade get to you!

10. We want to control or (Gasp!) change you! The reason why we like you is that we got hooked on something about you. There is no point in changing that. We like you the way you are.

If anything needs to change, it is these misconceptions!

Keepin’ it real,

    Realist

Avoid the boys of the bar!

Top 10 reasons to avoid looking for boys at bars

10.  Out for a good time~  Most are not looking for anything more than just that.

9.  O' the smell~ I HATE the smell of sweaty alcoholics. Even if you don't think you smell while drinking, you do!

8. Their true self~  Welcome to their true self. Drinking lowers those inhibitions to a point of not giving a flying "f." The drunk self is the true self. The sober self is the one that cares!

7. Low self-esteem~ Guys that chill at bars have low self-esteem. They are not having dates with chicks if they are chillen at a bar both Friday and Saturday nights. Plus, they need drinks to be involved in order for ladies to find them attractive.

6. Lie for kicks~ My unfortunate dumbass believed I met the owner of Shannon Rose's son one night and he created chat roulette. It was my first time hearing of chat roulette that night, in my defense. I ran into them once after that night, but I called them assholes. Having fun while I'm the butt of a joke is not attractive.

5. The repeat offenders~ Same bar, same weekend routine, same old people. Need I say more?  

4. They are desperate~ Occasionally, a bar boy will score my number. I erase guys from my life after not hearing from them in three days. You will hear from them in three years because they never let go.

3. "Let me buy you a drink"~ Rarely do I fall for this scheme. Don't let them buy you drinks! They will stick to you like a magnet to a fridge the rest of the evening.

2. Grinding your penis on my ass~ No that does NOT make you any type of dancer.

1. Beer goggles~ Need I say more? They do exist! They are definitely not as hot as they appeared the night before!


Take our poll! Do you think you could meet qaulity guys are bars?

<3 "K" the disbeliver disbelieving 24/7

Workin' it at the gym

     I was doing calf raises on a leg press machine when a guy asked if we can rotate. I told him that I had 20 left and he expressed a puzzled look. When I asked him why he gave me that look, he said that I’m doing an awful lot of reps. He asked me if I am doing this for rehab. I said no. Then he said usually people who are injured will do a lot of reps. I said that I am kind of injured.
   
     At this point I am beat red, not only from lifting but from blushing! I was as red as my shirt! I felt so embarrassed. I said that I may have slight shin splints, so I am taking it easy. He asked if I run because shin splints are a common complaint from runners. I told him that I do run and that I am resting for my 5K tomorrow, and a 10K the day after. I haven’t ran in two days. He runs 2-3 times per week (check plus) now because he tore his ACL and got surgery. He showed me his scar. He ran cross country in high school and wrestled. He said that he doesn’t do as much crazy stuff as he did years ago, like cliff diving and snowboarding (check plus). I told him that my orthopedic surgeon said to stop running and do other things instead, like swimming. He agreed with me that it’s not the same effect as running.

     I believe in being at the right place at the right time. The gym is the place to be.

     Then I went to the next machine. There was an awkward silent moment. I left it up to him if he wanted to keep talking.

     He asked me what my major is. I told him that I am post-graduate in counseling. I explained my program to him. He said he is in graduate school, too (check plus)! I thought he was an undergraduate because he looks young and is short. He is graduating this May with his M.A.T. He has a B.A. in biology from Sacred Heart University in Connecticut. I think he is 24 or 25. I forgot what he said.

     He was rambling a lot and he actually said that he gets hyperactive when he has been up all day. (I think his nervousness was to blame, not the fact that he woke up early.) He was up since 6 a.m. because he was student teaching at a nearby school. We talked about the difference between SCU and MSU and why he chose MSU. Finances were a huge reason because tuition is more expensive to live out of state. I like that he said this: “I didn’t want to go back to live with my parents because I think I am a pretty independent person (check plus), but it is much cheaper to commute.” Loved it!

     We talked for about one hour. He has many check pluses. He is smart, close to my age, in school, has ambition, works out, and runs. I was so happy that I came to the gym at that time. I thought that if anywhere, I would meet someone at the gym.

     I was done with that machine and got up to go the next one. He said he is leaving. I noticed that he only had his keys in his hand and no cell phone to take my number. I wanted to see if he would ask for my number regardless. I did not see why he wouldn’t. We had a great conversation.

     We got up and he introduced himself as Dave. We shook hands and I told him my name. He said, “So next time you see me, you know my name.” I told him that I will be here. I said it was nice meeting him. Off he went.

     I was disappointed that he didn’t ask for my number. What a letdown. I thought of asking for his number, but I also didn’t have my phone with me. I like to leave the phone number exchange up to the guy. If he were interested, he would have asked. However, I think he didn’t ask for it because he didn’t have his phone with him. Maybe he thought I would not give him my number. Or he may have a girlfriend. I didn’t get the impression that he has one though…but you never know. I don’t want to be another secret.

    

Do you think that I should have asked him for his number? Why do you think he didn’t ask for mine? Do you think he is interested?

Keepin’ it real,

   Realist

A happy customer :)

I was at the post office and I really did not want to be there. The line was so long. I don’t know if the cashier could tell that I was antsy, but he really cheered me up! Finally it was my turn. He was probably in his 30s. I think he is an import! He gives excellent customer service!

“I like your nail polish,” he said about my favorite nail polish—electric blue. It has an excellent track record of getting compliments.

“Thanks!”

“It matches your top.”

“Yeah, it does! Every week I pick a different color.”

“That’s an interesting way of doing it! Very unique!”

               

“I choose my nail polish based on how I’m feeling. I was feeling vibrant, so I chose this color!”

              

“Well you are very vibrant! You have a nice smile. You’re very bubbly.”

“Thank you!” I blushed.

“It looks good on you, especially with your tan.”

“Thank you! Oh my goodness!” I laugh.

“Have you ever tried using all different colors on each nail?”

“No I haven’t. I’ll have to try it.”

“Try it. It’ll look good. With that smile, you look good in anything. Everything that you say and do is beautiful.”

“Awww! Thank you!”

I paid him.       

                 

He paid me with compliments.

I smiled all the way home. Now that is a happy customer.

Leave a comment on a Facebook picture

My hypothesis: Leave a comment on a guy's picture and he will circle back into your life.

A little background to my story: I added this hottie to my Facebook roughly last yeari. I made up some story about knowing him by playing volleyball against him. This never really happened. I just needed a story. The guy is basically an onliner at his finest. Then one day this summer, I actually met him at the beach! Not only did he meet me,  he met my mom, my friend's ma, and my two girlfriends. He recognized me off my Facebook picture and then texted asking if I was at the beach! I heard from him a little bit after actually meeting and then he faded away.

Here is a snippet of our convo:
Guy [12:25 A.M.]:  what did u buy me
KIM [12:27 A.M.]:  the thong
KIM [12:27 A.M.]:  ill give it to you one size fits alll!!!  
Guy [12:27 A.M.]:  ill just take it off u ;-)
KIM [12:27 A.M.]:  i cant believe Victoria Secret would make such a product 
Guy [12:27 A.M.]:  show me
KIM [12:28 A.M.]:  ok 
Guy[12:30 A.M.]:  whut
KIM [12:30 A.M.]:  where?
Guy[12:30 A.M.]:  do i see
CRAAZYKIM [12:31 A.M.]:  prob not since your just an onliner
kicker07pv [12:32 A.M.]:  huh
KIM [12:32 A.M.]:  how can you see if your just an onliner 
Guy [12:32 A.M.]:  what do u mean by that
KIM [12:32 A.M.]:  I only talk to you online
Guy[12:33 A.M.]:  cuz u never ask to hang out
KIM [12:33 A.M.]:  you are a cyberspacer 
Guy [12:33 A.M.]:  do u want to hang out in person
KIM [12:34 A.M.]:  sure
Guy[12:34 A.M.]:  k lets do that then
KIM [12:34 A.M.]:  when
Guy[12:35 A.M.]:  what u doin sun night
KIM [12:35 A.M.]:  nothing as of now 
Guy [12:37 A.M.]:  wanna maybe do somethin that night
KIM [12:37 A.M.]:  like what 
Guy [12:37 A.M.]:  u can check out my thongs
KIM [12:37 A.M.]:  how many do you own
Guy [12:37 A.M.]:  14
KIM [12:38 A.M.]:  for real that is more than me
Guy[12:38 A.M.]:  we can have a thong party
KIM [12:39 A.M.]:  how sexual of you 
Guy [12:39 A.M.]:  haha
Guy [12:39 A.M.]:  i am sexual person
Guy [12:42 A.M.]:  but seriously what u wanna do
KIM [12:43 A.M.]:  want to run in a race with me its a 10k 
Guy [12:43 A.M.]:  what time
KIM [12:44 A.M.]:  its at 12 on sunday 
Guy [12:49 A.M.]:  hmm
Guy[12:49 A.M.]:  maybe
Guy[1:00 A.M.]:  what u doin
KIM [1:00 A.M.]:  im writing for my blog 
Guy [1:00 A.M.]:  ah
Guy[1:00 A.M.]:  entertain me
KIM [1:01 A.M.]:  sorry im boring
KIM [1:01 A.M.]:  hmmmm 
Guy [1:02 A.M.]:  ...
Guy [1:06 A.M.]:  ?

The end. I predict we will NOT have a hang out. Let's see if he comes through. He's a wishy washy cutie with nice eyes.
Wonder if he will read this since we are Facebook friends.

Update: We did not hangout out!
~Disbeliever Disbelieving 24/7