Get RID of my phone number you desperate loser!!!

I see how these guys cycle and it is super annoying.
First of all don't ask for my number when you only have plans of texting...
But that is another story.
My pet peeve of the day: Hearing from bar boys who keep your number for months after. You didn't use my number after you met me. Don't use it now!!!

Here is my texting convo:

Loser: Hey, I saw you running down the street today... Do you remember me?

Me: Who are you? I don't remember you.. If your a guy I get rid of guy's numbers after not hearing from them in three days. I don't play games!

Loser: I met you at shannon rose (worst bar EVER!) months ago and I was with my buddy Tommy just now and thought I saw you running and he goes I know that girl

Me: Tommy who?  Yep you saw me!

Loser: Sorry you said to leave you alone lol

And that is the end!!!! Not only and I'm creeped out!!!
I am also GROSSED out!

~K

Would you like to "double date" or "go running?"

Trying to get guys (you just met) to double with yourself and a friend?
Here is the recipe.

Yesterday while watching Jackass my friend and I met two guys.
One for me... One for her... I feel "whatever" about this situation.
I'll go out with them, but we figured it is better to double up. If they suck, we would still have each other. Our next date can be one-on-one if we happen to hit-it-off.

At first my friend's guy is like noooooooooo way I'd prefer just to see you.
Why are guys soooo pushy? I figured out a way to take care of the situation! I said to my "guy" how about we go out tomorrow as a group to a haunted house and coffee... Is that ok? If this doesn't work for you, we could go out next week running and get coffee after.
Guess what he picked? Double prevails! Details to follow.

~K

Put that cellphone away!

I'm convinced cellphones will be the death of society.
Thankfully, no foolish moron never whipped one out with me while on a date!

Why even bother with the number exchange if you have no plans of calling?
Haha that is another story.

So, when the number exchange takes place. Don't expect a phonecall.
Expect the endless texting convo which  is super impersonal.
How can you get to know a person that way!?!?!?

First off, today at the freakin' diner all I heard was some guy texting away with the sound of his phone on super loud.
It sounded like (tick...tick...tick...tick... times 37,823)
The girl didn't even seem to care, but that would send me running to the hills.
It's my pet peeve!!!! I need callers!!!!

Ultimately, numbers will not be exchanged and it will be Facebook pages or something like that!! Ahhhh the way of the future..
What do you guys think?

~K

Thank You!!!

For buying me a glass for my birthday!
It felt good to smash it into a zillion pieces....
Thank you for ending the mind games... I deserve more than that!!!!
Anyhow, this will be my only negetive post... Moving on

~K

~Welcome~to the insanity

Kim & The Fay here holla....

This was both of our goals to start a blog. Let's cross that shit off the list!
What will we write about? I always feel like we have a great deal from the wackos we meet and places we go. If you think you can compete with these stories, be my guest and join the community.

Kim's "Date" Night

First off dating baffles me. I don't get why males bother.
The ultimate goal~ getting into my pants.
Damn!!! the mistakes made in the process.
I'm often left super confused and just thinking WHAT the f just happened here?

Numero Uno:
My one friend wound up meeting this guy in AC. To make a long story short, I pranked him being one of my famous voices. I was drawn to his personality. He seemed to have tolerance for Malvin B and a sense of humor. We "talked" via BBM (blackberry messenger) in the upcoming time leading up to today the BIG day. We went for coffee at the ultimate first date destination Starbucks.
Coffees-A-Flowing & Conversations-A-Going....
All is well in the world.
He definitely remembered talking to me at the pool. Guess what?
We have never spoken before, but whatever floats your boat hunnie...
I just find this fact super funny.

We talked about everything from careers, to kids, and dating. We even made it to the relationship questions of life. He thinks you shouldn't be in a 'ship at this point in life. After all, you are trying to figure yourself out. Completely fine. I understand where he is coming from and I agree completely. At the same time, I'm left confused. When will this guy want any kind of commitment? How will they be in 'ships down the road if they didn't learn from dating now?
It's fine to think the way you do hunnie, but don't try telling me when you get home via BBM that I look like a girl who enjoys a pillow in her hand.
Thanks Fay for teaching me that is a compliment! Who would have thought.... What's next? Stay tuned...... The weekend is almost among us....

~K