There's one guy I've been exchanging messages with lately on OKC, is cute and mysterious, despite OKC declaring that we wouldn't be a good match (through its "percentage match" system, which I don't really understand, so I don't grant much validity). I found out today that he has a part-time side job as an art model. What's funny about that is, I'm an artist who works with a lot of live nude models.
I actually find this kind of amusing. This inspires any number of cheesy one-liners, like:
"What's your favorite position? I mean, pose?"
"So are the artists ever nude when they draw you? Want me to be?"
"Wanna go back to my place and make some art together?"
"Want me to draw you, Jack, like one of those French Girls?"
All right, all right, I'm not bold enough to actually lay down a pickup line like that, but it doesn't stop me from joking about it. This guy should be an interesting one to meet in person. Stay tuned for that.
By the way, I'd love to hear some of your one-liner ideas in the comments. :)
Trying to stay positive,
Skeptic
I'll show you my paintbrush if you show me yours.
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